Here we go... Some Not So Deep Thoughts

* I started out with nothing...I still have most of it.
* I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
* Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
* If all is not lost, where is it?
* It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
* If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
* The first rule of holes:  If you are in one, stop digging.
* I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
* It was all so different before everything changed.
* Nostalgia isn't what is used to be.
* I wish the buck stopped here.  I could use a few.
* It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the
end.
* Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip
around the sun.
* The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're
in the bathroom.
* If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my
knees.
* When you're finally holding all the cards,
why does everyone else decide to play chess?
* A closed mouth gathers no feet.
* Being healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die.
* It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.
* The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.